33 Memes For a Good Night's Sleep

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    The Crab Cycle There is only one step and it is crab
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    shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird duck: [sees my bread] i lust for crust me: no duck: c'mon that dough make me go oh me: it'll make you sick duck: i am a beast for the yeast baby
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    PRO I like your eyes. Well, thank you. They came with the face.
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    CROCODILE TOUR GUIDE: Right ladies and gents, if you look on your left you'll see a swamp. To your right, a bigger swamp *excited frog noises*
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    When I see the homies forget to wash their hands. 16 Te quieres morir, ese?
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    HYDRATE @FROGWITCH If for no other reason than to out live your enemies.
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    Someone enters your lair It's just a platypus It's Perry the Platypus Panik Kalm Panik
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    I AM THE CUTE CRAB AND I'M HERE TO SAY THAT YOU'RE A CUTIE TOO AND TO HAVE A CUTE DAY!
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    How to say with some n around and find out" class You may test that assumption at your convenience
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    oops! you have perceived the unknowable goose you've created a recursive contradiction at the very core of the universe and now reality will end
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    do not come any closer he will HOP he done it before he'll do it again if he HOP, what will you do then? it will be over for you you have no chance
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    Godzilla Um...whatcha got there? An axe made from Godzilla's dorsal fin Kong A smoothie.
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    ask your doctor if these hands are right for you Like Grandma Gertrude Yesterday at 11:44 PM. DO 914 1,856 shares Most Relevant ✓ Comment Grandma Gertrude side effects may include getting knocked the out 6h Like Reply Share 60
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    hatake: me: (has super negative thought) me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today Source: hatake 83,214 notes [] 3
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    MODEST MOUST Axe @bladeeobama call me marge simpson because i love you homie
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    Lindsey Shmindsey @shminsington Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest I ever wrote. moon beautiful howl and which the your 299 drunk monster and strange tell 6:27 PM - 31 Jul 2018 echo you 17,838 Retweets 64,959 Likes 18K me or 65K melancholy dread the more Follow answer question
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    CATNIP Captain, unidentified #vessel approaching. 15741 No, it's not the Berg. Quit nippin on duty. Hailing frequencies open. IS IT TEH BERG?! Hail them. Pspspsppspspsps...
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    Back in my day we listened to music on CDs What are CDs? CDs nuts Ha gottem *Dies*
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    I Has a Bucket Noooo they be stealin' my Bucket
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    FROVO @fro_vo SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn't even know you could get pregnant 1:16 AM - 2020-10-11. Twitter for iPhone 2,436 Retweets 50 Quote Tweets 14.7K Likes
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    ACTION AIKING www 80s News Screens @80snewsscreens WHO CARES? 6:58 PM Jul 27, 2021 2.5K i boredpanda.com
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    snack @snackalop Hmmmm...sounds like.....buny
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    my name is Appa to lern to bend a man has com to teech my frend hes traveld far and needs a rinse to cleen him up i lik the prince.
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    THE DRESSED CRAB SEAFOO Foo fighters the crusade knows no bounds
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    B Pat's ATweetin @PatsATweetin It's the eye of the tiger It's the tail with the stripes Where the is the rest of the tiger 3:57 PM - 2020-08-06 Twitter Web App ● 570 Retweets and comments 3,507 Likes
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    Klingon Cowboy does not approve of your shenanigans
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    Mark, Law Gobblin' @Mark_Dubs TRES leches? En esta economia? Translate Tweet 19:01 11/8/19. Twitter for Android . 559 Retweets 2,071 Likes
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    Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser Vet: "Your cat is... chonky." Me: Vet: "A real bonkus chonkus, just a... {looks at chart} a real chonkster." Me: Vet: "I have heard of bok choy, but what we have got here is some sort of chonk boy." Me: 3:15 AM 1/29/22 Twitter Web App : ●
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    dxmerons Follow little german boy: und platenpüssen? perry: *puts his hat on* little german boy: oh mein gotten! perry ze platenpüssen!! O 35,009 notes a D
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    5:47 1 < Comics Tweet homesick at naïve camp @communoah : "the DC extended universe" oh you mean like PG County 11:10 PM - 7/19/21 - Twitter Web App 519 Retweets 47 Quote Tweets 2,468 Likes
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    meet my last 2 braincells RADICAL KINDNESS & ABSOLUTE TOMFOOLERY 19
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    anneuhken my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they're funny as anneuhken actual dialogue: "to your battle stations, boys! it's time to line up and see who's tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid." anneuhken "here's a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them" BABE
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    IF YOU EVER NEED TO CONTACT ME YOU CAN REACH ME AT THE CAPYBARA PHONE ifunny.co

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